Number 1

I guees I should blame my lateness on connection troubles, or a family crisis or something to save face...but that would be lying I guess heh. Truth is I forgot, somethings that are insignificant to everyone but me came up, and well I was distracted. Anyway, I didn't get any Hate-grams so I'm assuming that everything is all good heh.

So here we are, the final place on this countdown. Some might call this farfetched, but then again, it'd have to be to beat the donfessional booth at the Vatican I guess. Anyway, this one is much more worth bragging over, since this one not only would piss off the Catholics, but historians, treasure-hunters, jews, christians, muslims too (probably) and I'm sure that even a few Buddhist and Hindus would be partially apalled.

So, the Number one most bragworthy place to have sex is...

The Ark of the Covenant (inside or on top of)

Yes yes, it would be a hard time finding it, but imagine having sex on or in the most holy artifact in all religious history. The sheer ammount of aneurisms would be caused would have the culprits rolling for weeks. Anyway, hope you enjoyed, I know that my brother and I had a few laughs at this.